Red Dot Geek FAQ

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PAGE!?

Welcome to the hidden not-so-secret page on Red Dot Geek. Here are some answers for the curious ones who are wondering why certain things are done/not done on Red Dot Geek… Also to have a good laugh while addressing some of the dumb haters too.

 

I WANT TO HIRE YOU FOR MY PROJECT

Thanks for the interest! But sorry, I am kind of not available for hire… Here are some salary references on how much you may need to offer a senior web developer + SEO consultant + technical writer for your project:

  • The average salary for a senior web developer is about $8334 per month – indeed.com
  • The average salary for an SEO Consultant is about $4418 per month – indeed.com
  • A Technical Writer makes about $33.80 per hour – indeed.com
  • On top of that, add a couple of thousand dollars of extra income from my blogs and online sales.

Yep, I figure that is simply not cost-effective for most small projects. So not sponsored, try upwork.com or peopleperhour.com instead. Good luck with your project!

 

I NEED HELP, RECOMMENDATIONS, OR TECH SUPPORT.

Due to the high volume of requests, I can only answer short precise questions that are related to the posts. Otherwise, there will be no rigorous follow-ups or free consultations for personal projects. The following questions will not be answered:

  • Questions and requests that are grossly out-of-point, has nothing to do with the post.
  • Requests for help with personal work/project/office/home.
  • “I don’t know what has gone wrong, fix it for me free-of-charge”.

So if you really need some serious tech help, please look elsewhere. Try Quora.

 

I DON’T LIKE THE WAY IT’S DONE!

Nothing is perfect on this blog. There are no perfect systems, no perfect way to do things. Share your sound reasoning and arguments behind why it’s bad, and how things should be done instead.

If not, “I don’t like it” is purely a personal opinion or preference of yours. “Stupid, dumb, worst” are just comments to fuel your ego in an Internet troll manner. Lowly personal attacks will only reflect your poor character. These do not help others in meaningful ways.

 

I DON’T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!

Do I have bad attitude, or is your heart made out of glass? RUN back to into your mother’s womb if you can’t grow up. If you can’t do that, RUN to *THAT* tree over there, touch it and come back.

– “Touch the tree that can never be found”. An old army idiom.

I apologize if my abrasive language, strong and rather egoistic character offended you (credits to good old days in the military). If you can’t handle some harsh words and constructive criticism, feel free to f**k off. I am who I am, and this is not a blog with nice fluffy teddy bears, unicorns, and rainbows.

“All content creators should be like a soft-spoken prince on a white horse. Rose in mouth included. They must bow down before their king and queen audience, kiss their feet”. Not sure where that self-entitled view came from, but you can stay in your Lala Land (TM). There is only a sometimes blunt ex-sergeant here who will f**k dumba**es upside down. 😆

 

YOU DELETE BAD COMMENTS?

Why waste precious time feeding stupid trolls and toxic people!? Dumb hate comments do not help others to become better. They don’t make anybody’s day better. If you need help from other people, it is only right to ask properly and politely. If you want to prove something, do so with expertise and intelligence.

P.S. I still approve angry comments that are constructive and have reasoning. I.E. What is bad, what is unclear, what will help others do better, what are the alternatives, etc…

 

Getting too many random spammers. Set the filter to automatically drop all comments with any sort of links.

P.S. Business owner, blogger, or paid spam muppet – Link spamming is an outdated technique and will do more harm than good. Read this – I STOPPED building backlinks to grow traffic.

 

I AM AN “EXPERT”, YOU SHOULD DO THINGS AS I SAY!

Please go apply whatever “expert advice” on your own website and social accounts first. Then, show some solid proof, results, and present it with a positive attitude (and professional manner) if you want others to consider your credibility. If not, your twisted high horse with deer ass (馬鹿) ego can stay in the dumpster where it belongs.